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this argument is pointless as long as we don't have a function that maps every kind of bird to a value in IR representing how good it is
This argument is very clearly pointless, and therefore its point is pure entertainment. Because you have mused seriously, your logical argument is illogical in the context of the original premise's purpose.
you say this argument is pointless and its point is entertainment
but something can't have a point and not have a point at the same time
This is a site for serious argument
Most of them are fat and adorable, and my urge to cuddle one grows by the minute when I look at one.
Adorability towards humans does not necessarily define how good a bird is. What is your method of ranking birds?